Mogee, the Lv.14 Monkey Fist

As i promised, the description.

His mood on 31/7/08; XTREMELY HAPPY!!!!in fact hes looking at this now. And hes so hungry he'll break my head and eat my tongue. But he wont so lol.
What he loves: His banana saber named Banaxcalibur, bananas,cookies, banana fritters(goreng pisang),banana cakes, and me. Yippee!
Hes a karate torpedo chopper. Ok?


Bye.

By the holy name of Thor and LIGHTZEUSNESS!

So bored!!!Gahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!OMG WHY WHY WHY OMG THIS IS CRAPPY GAHHHHHH LOLOLOL DUNNO WHY IMM WRITIN THIS HAHAHAAH GAHHHHHH BORED!!!!!!!!!!

Ahem. Dont mind that. Should have put that in the Rant Zone.

Luckily my cute little monkey(from the Blue5ky competition)called Mogee is here to accompany me. On Thursday, he will have a ultimate karate showdown with that little other monkey(Maybe I'll name him Gonzala) that belongs to that manipulator called Alpha Chua.
After todays Pine cafe thingy speech, Im feeling quite alright. On the 4th of august we're gonna go to the science centre!!!!w00t....

Some guy asked me for my Mogee timetable. Here is it...
Monday
Banana Fight with another toy of mine called Bisoceles.
In case you didnt know, bananas can also serve as curved sabers. Hence the name Banana Fight.

Tuesday
Karate course by master(Me) in the Mogee Dojonical Dojo
You should see next time.

Wednesday
Swimming in a Coffee pond/ SUSHI FESTIVAL
He likes coffee. And loves sushi like me. Lol.

Thursday
Playing my phone. And he'll eat this thing
Called cookies.
He loves them.

Friday
Perform uppercuts, air kicks, torpedo drills on the floor.
Sometimes i have to repair the floor. Gee.

Saturday
Learn how to shoot fire hadoukens, shoot a jet of fire from his nose and mouth.
Actually its possible.

Sunday
Kill Megaman over and over again.
Because he hates him.....

Well his description is up there. Bye.

~Benson

Ouchiez.

This is awesome. No. Rather, its EXCRUCIATING PAIN.I yanked my golden tooth of hypothermia out and the blood loss, well, isnt up to par with some violent games and movies....so I'm pretty relieved. Well I'm gonna keep that precious tooth in a bottle.
Btw, anyone(in my school, Si Ling) went through the meeting room door thingy behind the general office counter? OK the meeting room can be quite tense. Its VERY quiet, and it has a cuckoo chicken and lady clock, by the looks of which could kill you with one small Muay Thai punch full of Tom Yam power.
It also has a nice projector.... and finally a meeting table with some chairs......with a kettle with 10 billion mounds of coffee-caffeinated coffcups of coffee+10 not filled with coffee. Ok, done.Bye.Lol.

Benson

Epic Day. Full of randomness!

Today was the most epic day I ever had. Speechless.
Our school team won the Blue5ky Enterprise Day Challenge 2008 1st runner up!!!w00t!!!!
At first, I was tense and nervous. Then I actually didnt say anything. Thats cause 3 minutes(time limit for all presentation) had already passed when we were still at the beginning. We screwed up over and over again, leading me to think we're ALL GONNA DIE AHHHHZZZ LOLOLOLOL but when the judge asked questions, I bravely came forward and gave some random answers. So its pretty obvious how we won.



By humor. Our screwups and errors here and there, followed by the random answers made by me, humorous pictures made pretty much the whole thing. When voting was allowed for 3 mins, people flocked here and there, jumbling crap and tumbling dumplings. I was speechless. We actually had our board loaded full of (good, since thats pretty much how we voted. Paste it on any school's presentation voting board if you like it)stickers pasted on by other pupils from other schools! And we won a Halo 3 and XBox 360. Crap i hope this doesnt come out on media.Even though we didnt have much support, the humor just makes it all. So learn something here.


Always say LOL!
Never say ARHHHH IM GONNA DIE YOU KNOW THAT!????!?

Get it?=D
The best quote of the month
"People who are crazy enough to think they can change the world,are the ones who do."

omg.(X7)

A few more OMGs to say, with 50% more WTF!?.
Positive ones:
1. I saw the preview of Gears of War 2, and OMG wowzers my jaw dropped in intense happiness.
2.OMG AQW Beta testing is coming soon!!Didnt know it'd come so fast.
3.I trained my DF character to level 31 finally and I held a new damage record: 563 damage in one day.OMG.
4. In mechquest I used the new holiday head weapon and did a new dmg record: 176. And that was my highest overkill on a monster, -175.OMG.

The negative ones:
5.I threw a boomerang in a park, my friend nudged me from behind, I swirled to look at my friend and the boomerang came swinging back and I was HIT AND left nada HP!!!! IT HURT!OMG!!!
6.I bought this pikopiko hammer in causeway point. Testing it to see whether it was dangerous, I whacked full force on my hand with the hammer and PIKO the huge bump and pain filled me. Omg.
7.I found a rotten cake on a platter on a grass field today. Gross. And I thought it was a green apple cake for those animals.Omg this cake was filled with rotten stuff and rotten looks and rotten taste.

Thats it.
Hidden in the sweet realm,
Benson

Wow. Been long since I posted.

Whew, finally I have recovered from my cybernetic voicebox cutoff disease.

Schools started, camps finished, and I have to say, its been fun ever since the one month holiday actually started. Its so devoid of stress now(Hopefully no evil teacher sees this, by the way) and Im so elated about that. The best day of my life was the day before yesterday and the day before that very day. The Gladiator game in camp ftw. The notion of carrying the 14528 ton supply boxes up the steep steep slope was unspeakable torture.
By the way, have u seen before a authentic sword(Its not those toy swords you bring out and say KIYAAAAA!)? I saw my brother's Sword-Of-Honour and its pretty damn awesome.......but still, Kungfu Panda ftsw* like hell. So sorry I didnt post in a while, pls vote on the poll, lol
*ftsw:For The Serious Win

Doomilliciously hidden,
~Benson