omg.(X5)

There are quite a few OMGs i really am pissed off at.
1)Some retarded prankster threw a water balloon at me in the face(from behind). I smelt like orange juice, god. Simply indescribable anger...

2)I got a staple bullet stuck in my flesh when someone threw it at me. God, it hurt DAMN much when i yanked it out.

3)I went into some game website, played a typing game(typing ninja hunter) and practically beat it in 13 min 37 seconds.1337!You know whats 1337?

quote from wikipedia:Leet or Eleet (in Leet: L337 or 3L337; see table below), also known as Leetspeak or Leetors (L3370rz), is an alphabet used primarily on the Internet, uses various combinations of ASCII characters to replace Latinate letters. The term is derived from the word "elite", and the usage it describes is a specialized form of symbolic writing. Initially, the word leet was used as an adjective, to primarily describe the behavior or accomplishments of others in the community. In that usage, Leet generally carries the same meaning when referring to either the game prowess or, in original usage, hacking expertise of another person.

Now you get what i mean.

4)I saw a rotten, decapitated(headless) cat lying on a path, god that grossed passengers(but nt me haha)

5)I saw FIVE anthills today. Thats gotta be crazy ANTics.