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Whoa,this is surely (not)an awesome day for me.

...Seriously.
I nearly got admitted to hospital.
And wow this time, im not joking!
Wanna know why?let me tell you why.
Lets get off to a good start.
It was the beginning of a sunny day(yesterday) and i woke up at 9:30AM.
Then, i brushed my teeth, brewed some instant coffee and left it on the table to cool it down.
Later i drank it,then surfed the Net until lunch time, where i was eating a plate of bee hoon, at which my mother lighted some sort of pot with a gold cover, that gives off a strong smell that i ABSOLUTELY HATE. Because you see, i cant take that sort of smell, and i will puke.
Thats exactly what i did.
However,this wasnt a normal puke.
I vomitted gooey stuff, for 50 seconds.FIFTY!
As you know, vomitting makes you unable to breath. I was nearly suffocated to death while puking for fifty seconds! Immediately, i gargled my mouth and then looked at the mirror. Too bad i couldnt get a picture,so ill tell you how i looked like.
I had bloodshot eyes(got them 3 days ago), absolutely sick and grotesque face, gooey line of liquid flowing down from my pale lips, huffing and panting for air.
If i had the photo, you'll be half freaked out looking at it.
My mood was completely and totally ruined. I was thinking of getting a toothpick and stabbing my teeth,tongue and lips.
Well,i didnt.
If its ironically humorous for you, go and die.
~The Unreal Creator

One thing every child needs to know in Singapore during this period of time is...
You have ALOT of time on your hands.
You waste 6 hours of your precious life watching the worst movies ever on the Internet.
You waste 5 minutes of your treasured life watching The Lazer Collab Reloaded at Newgrounds.
You waste 4 seconds of your great life saying,"OMG,I'm bored." or "Nothing to do!"
You waste 3 hours of your good life going outdoors.
You waste 2 minutes of your normal life plotting fun.
And, you waste 1 minute of your dull,boring,crappy,emo and stupidly meaningless life plotting euthanasia.
Euthanasia:Generally,it means a painless death.
The moral of the story:Get a GOOD life and do not follow these examples save going outdoors!

Random message for the day:Pies are great!

By the way, has anyone played Dark Cut 3? Its a really (violence and gore included)fun FLASH game, which is huge(3MB).
Lemme tell you something about this game.
You,basically,are a surgeon thats about to step back into the past, to revive your family tree.
Thats right,REVIVE. Many of your family members have died in the past, mainly because of injuries and diseases.
You're gonna have to go back to the PAST because you have to treat them so the outcome wont be the same. Make them LIVE, instead of the normal outcome;DIE.
Your guided by an AI that usually says something after every surgery. Like:
"Amazing,isn't it?"
"How is it like to have this power?"......

Before you treat any patient, you uplink them.
Then you do everything the game commands you to do, before the patient dies.
To slow the health decreasing rate, you have to sedate the patient first.

Difficulty is not so hard. I managed to beat every surgery on my first try, exception for surgery 3(a sharp pipe stuck in a soldiers leg), in which i took a billion times to complete.
Try the last mission:LOGOUT. its insane.
Link:http://armorgames.com/play/2636/dark-cut-3

~U.C
Sorry for not posting in a very long time.:(

(TWO)Random message of the day.

An avaricious blackhearted fiend imbued with blazing devillish flames that engulf his hatred and precious seconds of a victim's deathly lifespan.
Crystallized white snowflakes in the midst of a life ripping blizzard freeze a rat in the silent night.

Err....
You must be asking me why am I doing such a ridiculous and random thing.
My answer to you is,
1.I dont take life seriously.
2.I love randomness.
3.Its just for fun.
4.Stop being serious!
5.I love legendary torment whose pain is unmeasurable.....

Thats an even more random answer. If your asking:"Don't give me a random answer!Give me a SERIOUS one, you know?SERIOUS!!!!" Im gonna stuff 6.5 litres of apple cider into your eyes and mouth...then I'll clock you over the head till the bottle is shattered into powder. Why will I do this=Read No.5 of my first answer.

~U.C

Enter the amazing egg and pokeball!

OK guys I think you have noticed the new thingies on the right side of this plane.Feed them,please. I want some amazing pet!
The pokeball egg's name is Apple Of Doom.
Here's the backstory....(a delicately intricate mix of wondrous words)
Six years ago,a teddy bear called Rathalos suffered a head concussion.When he woke up, he saw a Pokeball lying on the ground. Rathalos pictured the pokeball as a technologically advanced halfshell covering up an red apple with a platinum ring on it! He bringed it back home, washed it, and waited for 4 years to eat it.(According to legend, an apple of Doom requires 4 years and a wash to become edible.)
Two months just passed, and Rathalos got killed(toasted) by a dragon called Rathian.So he gave me this apple and told me to take good care of it.
The only way to feed it is to feed it via computer.Click "Feed me a Rare candy" to feed him. I hope you guys can do me a favor.
Blasque Manasiq, his backstory is ehhh.....mixed and complicated.So i dont wanna post it. :)
Bye guys.FEED HIM CAUSE ITS AN ORDER!
~U.Creator

Hmm. That was an awfully long time of death.

So what now? I have been reborn, and alive, with dessicated branches impaling my head, stags stabbing into my body!
I managed to pull 101 stags out and get the branches out, then restitched my head back.
So don't be surprised if you see a living Frankenstein zombie rampaging throughout Orchard Road, Washington, Canada, Iceland or whatever. Im able to manipulate time with the Flux.:)

A note: One Piece is awesome!
Its packed with awesomesauce of calibrated wonders and brilliance. Though, Po is still more awesome than that :)
So, using some godly vocabulary, lets make it like this;
Po is
Awesomely dedicated to calibrated adrenaline fueled with dragon power from the midst of ripe awesomesauce similar to that of a super saiyan!
ehh thats enough i think
However One Piece is
Brightly extraordinary determination over 9000.--->Monkey.D.Luffy

Hes my fav anime character of all things awesome.
He is basically, a Rubber Man.(He ate the GomuGomu no Mi,translation for Rubber Rubber Fruit)
So he can stretch his limbs, twist them anyway possible and stuff. His moves are...
GomuGomu No....(behold the LOOOONG list of words)
1.Bazooka
2.Pistol
3.Rocket
4.Missile
5.Gatling Gun
6.Storm
7.Tako Hanabi
8.Firework
9.Rifle
10.Tako
11.Whip
12.Bullet
13.Rotating Axe
14.Axe
15.Stamp
16.Yari
And so on........is it?
OK, but thats not all. He has Gear Second, its an ability which drastically increases his speed but not power, but the aftereffect is kinda devastating.
Gear Third, increases his strength, decreases his speed.

Ok guys bye. I bet you did not read the one piece thing.