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Whoa,this is surely (not)an awesome day for me.

...Seriously.
I nearly got admitted to hospital.
And wow this time, im not joking!
Wanna know why?let me tell you why.
Lets get off to a good start.
It was the beginning of a sunny day(yesterday) and i woke up at 9:30AM.
Then, i brushed my teeth, brewed some instant coffee and left it on the table to cool it down.
Later i drank it,then surfed the Net until lunch time, where i was eating a plate of bee hoon, at which my mother lighted some sort of pot with a gold cover, that gives off a strong smell that i ABSOLUTELY HATE. Because you see, i cant take that sort of smell, and i will puke.
Thats exactly what i did.
However,this wasnt a normal puke.
I vomitted gooey stuff, for 50 seconds.FIFTY!
As you know, vomitting makes you unable to breath. I was nearly suffocated to death while puking for fifty seconds! Immediately, i gargled my mouth and then looked at the mirror. Too bad i couldnt get a picture,so ill tell you how i looked like.
I had bloodshot eyes(got them 3 days ago), absolutely sick and grotesque face, gooey line of liquid flowing down from my pale lips, huffing and panting for air.
If i had the photo, you'll be half freaked out looking at it.
My mood was completely and totally ruined. I was thinking of getting a toothpick and stabbing my teeth,tongue and lips.
Well,i didnt.
If its ironically humorous for you, go and die.
~The Unreal Creator