(late)Happy Friday the 13th, or maybe not.Maybe unlucky.

Happy Friday the MUSHY 13th AND 14TH.To people around the world

To celebrate this:
1.please wear a hockey mask.
2.please rev up a chainsaw with a sash.
3.please carve out the inner flesh of a pumpkin and two horizontal triangles on the faces for eye holes.
4.please wear your Pumpkin Helmet Of PomPom
5.please go out there and chainsaw everyone you see in the stomach or chest or head.
6.please dance after step 5.
7.when your done,wear a shirt that says "SAY YES TO PEACE!YEAH YEAH YEAH!"
8.please repeat step 5 and 6.
9.the end.

for all you mushroom lovey-doveys:
1.please wear heart-shaped hairclips all over your hair.
2.please dress up in ninja/shinobi/warlord/musashi/samurai armor,paint a pink "13" on the shoulder plates for the festive season.
3.please buy a japanese katana and pour pink,luminiscent liquid all over it. You Have Created The Passionate Blade of Pink Samurais!
4.buy a sheath for your PBOPS and sling it on your back.
5.make razor-sharp heart-shaped shurikens.
6.Now,the grand delight......Go out there and scream "HOO SHOOOOOO!!!!!!',doing jumping jacks and lopping people's heads off with your love shurikens.
7.Then you unsheath your sword of love and run around like a TRUE ninja cutting peoples throats and then dance like a sugarhigh person, screaming "WAAAAAHHHH CHAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!'.
8.Go home and listen to your favourite CD:Top 10 Most Dumb And Mushy Songs.EVA.
9.Repeat step 5 if you have run out of heart shurikens, and then proceed to execute step 6 and 7 until you have killed the entire world.
10.After you killed the entire world, kill yourself because this is the true value of Valentine's Day.
11.The End!

ORRR for all of you guys who think its still New Year
1.Wear red chinese qipao.
2.Decorate it with oily firecrackers.
3.Go buy a rapid-firing rocket launcher and do some chinese calligraphy on it.Name it the "Festive I-Am-Going-To-BOMB THE CRAP-Outta-You".
4.Replace the rockets with oil drenched,jumbo-sized firecrackers.
5.Oops totally forgot.Wear a lion head(the one for lion dances).
6.Go out there and scream"Xin Nian Dao!Happy New year by BOMBING THE CRAP OUTTA ALL OF YA :D".
7.Fire your festive firecrackers everywhere and expect people to cheer while you burst heads and blowing up corpses.
8.If no more ammo, drench yourself in oil and then juggle cigarette lighters(which are lighted already).Then wait until you eventually screw up and blow your body into bits(since firecrackers are all over your body).
9.If stil surviving please repeat step 6 if you still have the rocket launcher.












Bye.
U.C











9.Pur

The beginning of nerdy and hellish days to come.

Uhh....well, lets just start off with the basics.
I got pretty decent seats in my class, with a partner who pwns at the subject i suck most at(maths), and he too sucks at the subject i rly pwn at too. So you could say when we synchronize(most proper word i can think off), we will both be awesome and then i can start hammering your head with a elementary book.
To add on,he's also one of my good friends.
Chinese class dont know yet. I pray its not the armageddon doom embedder teacher last year that makes my dreams run full of,"HERE COMMETH TEH APOCALYPSE!!!!" and stuff.Honestly shes a fierce nightmare but she can teach quite well lol.
Bye bye 5K. im writing this for fun and i dont miss anyone from there. Because i hate lots of u guys.(emo?XD)
~u.c

Revived from the dead once more.

I forgot to mention in the last post(a loong time ago) that i wont be posting until school reopens(hope a lucky year is coming :D.and did i actually post it?)
Then again,the awesome countdown show at CW point/Vivocity/M.B was awesomeness beyond measure.
I wish all singaporeans/malaysians/whatever country your from a happy new year. Dont get swallowed by the lion in disguise, dance with it.
One more reason i didnt post, is because...well, i have the thing many (not excited or active) bloggers have, the omg-dunno-wad-to-write fatigue is slowly setting in. I do not know what to write or the motivation to,dont blame me for that o.O
You shoulda realised by now, my typing style is kinda different now. I use emoticons more now?
Im no longer random?* Or you just notice that something is missing?
And i dont really use shortforms for words now(slangs)?
OK fine watever. I play lots of Maple now,dunno why.


Bye bye. Sayonara.Zai Jian.=)
~U.C