Monthly posts II -July! :D

Hello guys! ;D
Its just another insignificant milestone in 2012, where nothing constructive and fruitful ever happens in this life of mine.
Ever since the last time I posted, lets sum everything up.
-I got promoted to Sergeant in NPCC. (insert giant ego)
-I participated in Singapore Youth Festival Opening Ceremony 2012 under the Guard of Honour. (nostalgia ohmaigod)
-I participated in my schools anniversary parade 2012 under the Guardd of Honour a week after that. (like a boss)
-Got to wear the ceremonial uniform twice within 2 weeks (yolo. NOW THATS HOW YOU USE IT LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!)
-Managed to do 8 pull ups for the record. next year napfa secured alr wahahahha!!!
-(INCREDIBLY DEPRESSIVE) Back to school and then I see the same shit, put up with the different kinds of shit, and adapt to the shittiest peoples shit. ;_;
Yeah, theres one prime example to the last one. I swear, as of 11/7, I'm going to completely remove every trace of any presence of them in my life. Thats right, emotionally unstable people (and I just happen to have two such retards in my class). When I mean unstable I mean they're like radioactive isotopes in a giant blender. If I have to describe it in a metaphor (literature for the win, I love literature)..
THEY'RE LIKE...
*wait for it*
.. A HURRICANE ON FIRE. WITH WINDS TOPPING 300 MILES PER HOUR. THAT CAUSES EARTHQUAKES. AND RADIATION ENOUGH TO MAKE NUCLEAR REACTORS CRY. AND MAKES ME LOOK CIVILISED, PEACEFUL, GENTLE.
..
Yeah thats about it. Close enough!
Picture segment. I know you like/love me. Or my chio-ness, anyway. -Think about that answer deep and hard in your heart...-

 Those days before SYF..

 SYF NPCC GOH Boys Contingent 2012!

 Team Cool ;D

 Quick, who catches your eyes? That short but handsome guy? Thats right, I know its me. <3

 Wtf. When did I ever take this picture LOL. Ohgodwhy

 This must be one of the more photogenic sides of me.

Quick laughs: GUANHONGS FACE! HAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahaha....hahaha. Hahahah.

 Anniversary parade! This time, under CCHY NPCC GOH'12. :)

 A pic with yongchuan. The unsung hero duo.

Last but not least, my ex-Facebook DP. A pic with my contingent commander! AREA 2! :DDD

Thats about it. Who visits this anyway except for my beloved and cute stalkers. If you read this already, then you are one! Congratulations~

Til then, see ya guys and girls. ~U.C

Monthly posts~

How do I start?
What year is it?
2012?
oh, okay.
wait, is anyone seeing this? no right? better. LOL.
since the last post, lotsa stuff happened, half of them productive.
went for a 5km run,
changed my twitter DP(ITS SIGNIFICANT),

volunteered for sundown marathon 2012,

went for my npcc sergeant course, 

all at the expense of my holiday. worth it?

NO. 

because i realise that i still have hw that ive completely forgotten. to celebrate, lets eat some explosive yoghurt 8D

Oh, and since nobody sees this forgotten, locked-away cellar of memories, rubbish and irrelevant things, ill post pics every now and then if i want to. heheh

so here are some.

 ridiculously photogenic guy attempt failed LOL.

 likeasir/likeaboss attempt... success?

hipster FAIL

ohwell, its only 4, but it counts. so good night my imaginary audience. love you! ;D

Return of the U.C! >:D

Alright, no ones seeing this, but I'm back.

Yes, now more sane than ever, but thats no fun, isn't it?

This, a place where I used to rant all my insanity, all my childhood madness at its finest. And yet, developed me into the person I am today.

Looking at those posts 3 years back.. man, good times. Brought a sincere smile to my face, reminded me of the awesome dudes I used to hang out with, my primary school.. yeah, secondary school just sucks in comparison. Alright, heres a glass of chocolate to you guys. (Honestly, I didn't expect my visitor count to go up to 929 when I checked back!)
Along with some radioactive vanilla, ofcourse ;D 

-U.C(completely forgot about this signature of mine. <3 it)

(late)Happy Friday the 13th, or maybe not.Maybe unlucky.

Happy Friday the MUSHY 13th AND 14TH.To people around the world

To celebrate this:
1.please wear a hockey mask.
2.please rev up a chainsaw with a sash.
3.please carve out the inner flesh of a pumpkin and two horizontal triangles on the faces for eye holes.
4.please wear your Pumpkin Helmet Of PomPom
5.please go out there and chainsaw everyone you see in the stomach or chest or head.
6.please dance after step 5.
7.when your done,wear a shirt that says "SAY YES TO PEACE!YEAH YEAH YEAH!"
8.please repeat step 5 and 6.
9.the end.

for all you mushroom lovey-doveys:
1.please wear heart-shaped hairclips all over your hair.
2.please dress up in ninja/shinobi/warlord/musashi/samurai armor,paint a pink "13" on the shoulder plates for the festive season.
3.please buy a japanese katana and pour pink,luminiscent liquid all over it. You Have Created The Passionate Blade of Pink Samurais!
4.buy a sheath for your PBOPS and sling it on your back.
5.make razor-sharp heart-shaped shurikens.
6.Now,the grand delight......Go out there and scream "HOO SHOOOOOO!!!!!!',doing jumping jacks and lopping people's heads off with your love shurikens.
7.Then you unsheath your sword of love and run around like a TRUE ninja cutting peoples throats and then dance like a sugarhigh person, screaming "WAAAAAHHHH CHAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!'.
8.Go home and listen to your favourite CD:Top 10 Most Dumb And Mushy Songs.EVA.
9.Repeat step 5 if you have run out of heart shurikens, and then proceed to execute step 6 and 7 until you have killed the entire world.
10.After you killed the entire world, kill yourself because this is the true value of Valentine's Day.
11.The End!

ORRR for all of you guys who think its still New Year
1.Wear red chinese qipao.
2.Decorate it with oily firecrackers.
3.Go buy a rapid-firing rocket launcher and do some chinese calligraphy on it.Name it the "Festive I-Am-Going-To-BOMB THE CRAP-Outta-You".
4.Replace the rockets with oil drenched,jumbo-sized firecrackers.
5.Oops totally forgot.Wear a lion head(the one for lion dances).
6.Go out there and scream"Xin Nian Dao!Happy New year by BOMBING THE CRAP OUTTA ALL OF YA :D".
7.Fire your festive firecrackers everywhere and expect people to cheer while you burst heads and blowing up corpses.
8.If no more ammo, drench yourself in oil and then juggle cigarette lighters(which are lighted already).Then wait until you eventually screw up and blow your body into bits(since firecrackers are all over your body).
9.If stil surviving please repeat step 6 if you still have the rocket launcher.












Bye.
U.C











9.Pur

The beginning of nerdy and hellish days to come.

Uhh....well, lets just start off with the basics.
I got pretty decent seats in my class, with a partner who pwns at the subject i suck most at(maths), and he too sucks at the subject i rly pwn at too. So you could say when we synchronize(most proper word i can think off), we will both be awesome and then i can start hammering your head with a elementary book.
To add on,he's also one of my good friends.
Chinese class dont know yet. I pray its not the armageddon doom embedder teacher last year that makes my dreams run full of,"HERE COMMETH TEH APOCALYPSE!!!!" and stuff.Honestly shes a fierce nightmare but she can teach quite well lol.
Bye bye 5K. im writing this for fun and i dont miss anyone from there. Because i hate lots of u guys.(emo?XD)
~u.c

Revived from the dead once more.

I forgot to mention in the last post(a loong time ago) that i wont be posting until school reopens(hope a lucky year is coming :D.and did i actually post it?)
Then again,the awesome countdown show at CW point/Vivocity/M.B was awesomeness beyond measure.
I wish all singaporeans/malaysians/whatever country your from a happy new year. Dont get swallowed by the lion in disguise, dance with it.
One more reason i didnt post, is because...well, i have the thing many (not excited or active) bloggers have, the omg-dunno-wad-to-write fatigue is slowly setting in. I do not know what to write or the motivation to,dont blame me for that o.O
You shoulda realised by now, my typing style is kinda different now. I use emoticons more now?
Im no longer random?* Or you just notice that something is missing?
And i dont really use shortforms for words now(slangs)?
OK fine watever. I play lots of Maple now,dunno why.


Bye bye. Sayonara.Zai Jian.=)
~U.C

......

Whoa,this is surely (not)an awesome day for me.

...Seriously.
I nearly got admitted to hospital.
And wow this time, im not joking!
Wanna know why?let me tell you why.
Lets get off to a good start.
It was the beginning of a sunny day(yesterday) and i woke up at 9:30AM.
Then, i brushed my teeth, brewed some instant coffee and left it on the table to cool it down.
Later i drank it,then surfed the Net until lunch time, where i was eating a plate of bee hoon, at which my mother lighted some sort of pot with a gold cover, that gives off a strong smell that i ABSOLUTELY HATE. Because you see, i cant take that sort of smell, and i will puke.
Thats exactly what i did.
However,this wasnt a normal puke.
I vomitted gooey stuff, for 50 seconds.FIFTY!
As you know, vomitting makes you unable to breath. I was nearly suffocated to death while puking for fifty seconds! Immediately, i gargled my mouth and then looked at the mirror. Too bad i couldnt get a picture,so ill tell you how i looked like.
I had bloodshot eyes(got them 3 days ago), absolutely sick and grotesque face, gooey line of liquid flowing down from my pale lips, huffing and panting for air.
If i had the photo, you'll be half freaked out looking at it.
My mood was completely and totally ruined. I was thinking of getting a toothpick and stabbing my teeth,tongue and lips.
Well,i didnt.
If its ironically humorous for you, go and die.
~The Unreal Creator