Another fun day passes.
Two days ago.

Saturday morning;
I went to school and waited for ms lee to come for the Koobits competition thingy. Bryan was listening to muttons at midnight. Thinking about the (horrible) LAUGHING spell yesterday just tickled my brain and i couldnt stop giggling then. When ms lee came, we hailed a taxi outside the school gate and took it directly to Zhonghua Pri.School. Two people couldnt come cause;
One had tuition
One had to go for the Scrabble competition.
Once we reached there(I mean the Zhonghua Pri.School hall), i realised every single chair was with one timetable(of nothingness) and one GOODIE BAG with the designs of SMILEYS(loaded with Corntos, a magnet gift thing, two Blackcurrent Fruit Plus sweets and one Honeysuckle white Tea....actually, i dont think anyones envious, right?).
I was listening to the talk back then.....and slowly, I started to sweat. It was frickin' hot and i basically could NOT STAND IT AT ALL.
There was this slide of winning entries...with the music rambling like crap(Ehhhh Macarena!Ooh Oit!).....My eardrums disintegrated and my ear rotted in this music. Then the prize presentation came.
Wait, after all those EMBARRASSING MOMENTS(a.k.a BMW slide presentation,Blue5ky thing), i finally need not go on stage anymore. This time, Bryan(one of teh members) went up! I nearly died of happiness.
After that, we walked like HELL but still, i was able to ENDURE it. We had to wait for like 20 mins for a taxi to come and whenever a taxi passes by,Bryan(You're so damn bloody rude.) shouts OI!! at the taxi only to get laughs. He also mentions that "Its illegal to hail taxis right?".... He must be a lunatic.
Then we walked again like hell without caps. Finally we managed to hail a taxi.

Part 2 of this lol story continues on the next post
=D
~Doomilliciously mysterious person

Today was a epic day(in fact, its teacher's day, but for ANOTHER reason....).

It was a pity our form teacher did not come to school today.......=(
But on the bright side, its good =P

The epicness of this day compared to the blue5ky competition
9/10(today)
9.5/10(blue5ky)


Lol. Its juuuuuust a small difference, dont mind that. Unless you really care about intricate details then so sorry Mogee cant help you. In fact he'll just get annoyed and dice you up into uncountable ribbons with his Goldexcalibur.
Well then heres the thing. After this "concert" thingy taking place at the hall, we split classes and my friends (Zhi Yuan,Zhi Han,Guang Jun, Bryan,Imran and me) went to P4.
I TOTALLY REGRETTED GOING THERE OMG. The noise was on such a blazing high level my eardrums ruptured and burst, blood was flowing like the Niagara Falls Of Chocolate from my ears and I should have died of blood loss. But i didnt. Miracle, right?
For some reason, me and Bryan was chatting with one guy from this class. And suddenly, the two of us laughed. For no apparent reason. Then Bryan and me was like, so insanely wild, laughing uncontrollably(without the help of joker venom), we scared off one girl who was asking us what our name was. The class thought the two of us were crazy. Suffering from dementia. Thinking our human body was thrown out of whack. Still we laughed. My eyes went red from laughing and i practically CRIED. Yep, thats it. CRIED. My nose was like Rudolf, and i took a cardboard box cover to repeatedly whack myself over my head a few times to prevent my laughing(to no avail.)......and the class must have thought i had gone bonkers. When Bryan tried to stand and apologise to that girl, he fell down again and laughed.....lol(MOAR THAN THAT!ROFLMAO).
To stop our laughter ONCE AND FOR ALL!>=( We played this competition thing(with the other friends as audience =)) to determine who will be able to hold back his laughter for the longest period of time. I managed to succeed everytime, but heres as follows:
The first try
The moment we stared at each other, we laughed. TIE
The second try
Bryan immediately laughed while i held mine back for 4 seconds before breaking into one huge one.
The third try
We held back for 2 seconds but Bryan could stand it no more and laughed again.
The fourth try
We laughed immediately. TIE....
.....and so on.
Then we played this STARRRRRRINGGGGG......competition. I lost two times, one to bryan, and one to another guy. But i succeeded in the others.
Thats it~!
The end of this epic day is announced.

On a side note:
It was a dangerous place to drink water there. I was holding back my laughter when I drank my water, then i laughed and the thing spilled all over my face.
It'll make you lol, this thing. Take out one cardboard, cover your face and ask someone to throw something(like pencil case) at your face. It'll make u lol.....like hell

Today was very unlucky.

BTW,I live in Singapore.
Today, I was in school......I nearly fell asleep in class, and I took out my blue pen and repeatedly bonked my head with it to keep myself from "dying" in class...But it was of no use. I then asked our form teacher for permission to go to the toilet to freeze my face with ice cool water. I bolted there and halfway, a pri.2 student was running behind me and was spinning with a bottle in his hands like he was crazy. Then he accidentally loosened his grip....and the bottle flung at me! Luckily it missed me but I could see my hair flying like hell. I was happy. Then after I washed my face I went into the toilet to dry my face......and finally i realised what that crazy guy was doing. He meant to FLING the water bottle at me! He threw it at the back of my head and I screamed in pain. Luckily it was a light one and I didnt die at all. I kept dead silent when I went back class....and the time I got revenge was after school. I saw his face, and i took a dental flosser and poked him in the back. He was angry but I said back saying "Lalalalalalalala"
He said "Dam u la......u so xiao qi one u go die la u"
I said "Lol."
He:"U shut up la idiot"
I took the dental flosser and poked him in the head again. then i said
"Im expressing my words in actions. U ask me shut up wad."
"Wah lao eh....." he stormed off.

Lol i wonder who is the xiao qi guy.
Say your opinions in comments =D

The BMW presentation video.Lol.

the long-awaited video for the BMW competition.
I am the Bored Mega Wattsaver Paladin of geothermal doom, aka Energy Saver 2, the golden armor-clad person elaborating on geothermal energy. Know what? You can focus geothermal energy into a energy surge!
Shinzen Hanzo Shinanzu Akuma Hadouken!!!!!!FALCON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SAI DAI NO CHIKADA!!!!!!!! *BOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM*
*the Empire State building crumbles into billions of debris laying everywhere*

Personal opinion of Wall-E.

Well, I know its still not in cinemas yet, but I've watched it already('cause i have the ability to accelerate the outer time zone while saving changes when reversing it. Does that make sense?=D).

BTW, go see it when it comes out. Its a beautiful piece of art. The visuals are awesome, the characters are cute, and the story is breathtaking. Its a mix of lots of things....like comedy, and those love-at-first-sight things(well, in case nobody knew, I watch Coffee Prince a LOT.Dont tell anyone this. Im serious.Really. To my class whos seeing this...if you spread the word, you can await the specially prepared road to hell in front of you, courtesy of me.)
To me, MO( a robot in the show, whose name means Microbe Obliterator) is the cutest and absolutely funniest character in any fantasy show shown in the whole galaxy or universe.Basically all the things he do is clean up dirt and stuff.


I heard in the Olympics, China is enjoying home advantage....a lot. Especially when they've got like SO MANY gold medals........

Well, bye.
~Doomilliciously hidden away in the shadows
☻Courtesy oF MOGEE☻

Quick update. OMG:Mogee likes cranberries, and one very important thing.

This is a quick reminder to tell you I AM NOT DEAD YET >=O.....Cause the CVBCOD has been acting up again(Cybernetic VoiceBox Cut-Off Disease).....Well, Mogee's taken up a new liking. Now he loves cranberries like me because of those few reasons:
1.They look like ruby fireballs which can be thrown around except they don't have fire on them.
2.Cranberries ARE AWESOME CAUSE THEIR SO DELICIOUS
3.Cranberries have an unusually Cranky behavior. Lol wut?

But he still loves bananas more. Don't get me wrong, hes not obsessed, he just loves them.

Very Important thing....(about Mogee)
His Banana yellow Banaxcalibur has turned to Goldexcalibur of Banality! And it has turned sharper, badder and bigger! Though it still smells like banana to sate Mogees love for bananas.
Goldexcalibur Of Banality
97-162 Gold
STR+15
DEX+15

Mmmmm......sweet Spore.

Spore creature Creator Demo is awesome. It is downloaded on the Net....Basically all you do is create a monster, take it out for a test drive, equip him with natural weapons and paint him. My ones turned out pretty awesome.
Some of them are called
Ivoryhorn
Goldspike
Puncturehorn
Narifius

Lol.Actually you too come with 30 default creations....inspired by most animals(frogs...and others) but some are just plain foreign.So, go get that demo now. =D

I forgot that.

Putting aside the grand pain of lemonness, I feel happy(well...). That time(somewhere around three to six days ), the SI LING BMW team consisted of Holmen,Alpha,Guang Jun,Joel,Zhi Han and me. We went to the Science Centre for the BMW CleanEnergy competition. Our team viewed the entire Water exhibition thing, and its pretty damn cool. I was amused splashing muddy water on the floor(There was one model of a water dam, and mud flowed through it. There was a lever below, and when you pull the lever down, the main blocker goes up and lets the water flow through with ease. However if you let go, the blocker slams down and muddy water splashes like hell. If you had used sufficient force, the amount of water triggered will fly higher than usual and flow out of the tank.=D), punching one dome-shaped block of ice(till it nearly cracked!=O), and many other fun things. Then there came the competition. I was taken back by shock. I had to be the speaker. I had to explain EVERYTHING AND ANYTHING the judges wanted to know. My teammates didnt speak at all(except for Alpha who started it off).....But who cares. At least I managed to get out of that mess of a hellhole.Later, as we got seated for the prize ceremony, our team won 2nd prize!OK, THAT was the second consecutive time Alpha,Guang Jun and me got 2nd prize for a competition, since we had clinched 2nd prize for the blue5ky enterprise day 2008 thing too.Awesome eh?

Extras:
Before we went to the Science Centre, we waited at the canteen for like 35 mins. I killed time playing Holmen's phone, and not long after, there came the rain of doom.
Later on the minivan(I don't even know what the hell its called), I listened to via Holmen's phone while Joel and Guang Jun were fiddling with my phone.....Alpha was memorizing his script. =D

Finally a positive post,eh?
~Benson

The mark of honor.

This is Mogee's bloodstained mark of metallic honor. Well, you can know by looking at its black and bloody background. It glows with a sapphire blue light that marks Mogee's tremendous power.Wow.
By the way, anyone play Luminara?

Maybe its a tad too colourful, but seriously you should play it. The lazer ability pwnz. Even I get immersed in my own world playing this. Beware, this game is pretty hard. You've been warned.=D

~Benson

Ow.I hate lemon.Oh well, level up.OMGX1

Ouch.My eye is still being tormented by that CURSED lemon. But who cares.That belongs in the Chat Plane/Rant Zone.
This, my signature blog pic AND Mogee's daily snack, BANANA ICE CREAM, looks awesome. You may not think its possible but it REALLY relieves me of my lemonic pain.
P.S.I do know it DOES NOT EVEN look like banana ice cream. Hey, it still rocks.
Mogee's leveled up.A LOT!

Mogee, The Golden MonkeyFist Level:24.....HP:355+217
MP:38+9
STR:174+163
LUK:16+35
BSP:108X2(316!)
DEX:50+19
NN:437+3672

The daily OMG:
1.The banned spammer on the other blog...I mean plane on the bottom....he was amusing. Fueled with the sufficient need to troll and spam, he definitely WAS stupid and WASN'T stupid in different aspects. It amuses and cracks me up to see people dealing with spammers. Fact is, don't say anything and they won't have much to crack out later on. Well.
I heard bears weren't THAT good in dealing with spammers,eh?

Ack.FRICKIN OMGX6

Thats more OMGs than i could ever imagine. The worst ones:
1. I nearly CHOPPED OFF my finger with a seriously sharp chopper in the kitchen. Luckily it missed. Seriously......on a serious note.....This is gonna haunt me!
2.Somebody up close shot me down with a toy gun filled with soapy water. Did you know that HURT?I could have one-smack-down mutilated that crappy 9-year old shit with an Ivaldi purging claymore imbued with the spell of Aureola. And i MEAN IT.
3.I nearly.NEARLY indulged myself in a homicidal rage concerning OMG 2.
4.SOMEWHERE OVER THE RAINBOW. Wow, thats a pretty nice(actually, did I say bad?VERY OMG BADBADBAD! Nobody knows that name is a sign of impending disaster..)name. A better one that blog name could DEFINITELY use is Somewhere in My Coffee. That was a better one wasn't it?I could use the (so-called)prince Caspian's nickname too.
5.I clinched 51 awards for Amorphous+ today. Didnt say it was a bad one. =D


6.The most serious(real, and real torturing and real crazy)one was when I squeezed lemon on the dining table. Then my eye felt itchy. Too bad I couldnt resist it. I lemonfully slapped my eyes. Well you know what happened. Do you know(obviously it was damn frickin pain)? Well i'll cut to the chase.TERRIBLE PAIN!!!!!!!!!!OMFG!!!!!!!! WAT THE HELL SRSLY!!!!!!!!!!OMG!!!!!WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS??????I'VE BECOME RED EYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

WELL BYE. MY PREDICTIONS ARE MOGEE WILL LEVEL UP TOMORROW.OW.....

Just an update.

Well,feeling pretty bored here. This post is just an update to remind Mogee has been kicking me alive and awake again. In case you didn't know, Mogee just leveled up to level 15!
The stats table
Mogee the monkey Fist Lv.15
HP:342+13
MP:37+1
STR:132+42
LUK:9+7
BSP(Bananasensory Perception):76+32
DEX:50+3
Naughtyness:381+56(OMG)

Equipped items:
Banaxcalibur,58-94 Banana

Now he's dueling with Alpha's monkey. Wish him all the luck!