Today was very unlucky.

BTW,I live in Singapore.
Today, I was in school......I nearly fell asleep in class, and I took out my blue pen and repeatedly bonked my head with it to keep myself from "dying" in class...But it was of no use. I then asked our form teacher for permission to go to the toilet to freeze my face with ice cool water. I bolted there and halfway, a pri.2 student was running behind me and was spinning with a bottle in his hands like he was crazy. Then he accidentally loosened his grip....and the bottle flung at me! Luckily it missed me but I could see my hair flying like hell. I was happy. Then after I washed my face I went into the toilet to dry my face......and finally i realised what that crazy guy was doing. He meant to FLING the water bottle at me! He threw it at the back of my head and I screamed in pain. Luckily it was a light one and I didnt die at all. I kept dead silent when I went back class....and the time I got revenge was after school. I saw his face, and i took a dental flosser and poked him in the back. He was angry but I said back saying "Lalalalalalalala"
He said "Dam u la......u so xiao qi one u go die la u"
I said "Lol."
He:"U shut up la idiot"
I took the dental flosser and poked him in the head again. then i said
"Im expressing my words in actions. U ask me shut up wad."
"Wah lao eh....." he stormed off.

Lol i wonder who is the xiao qi guy.
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