Thats more OMGs than i could ever imagine. The worst ones:
1. I nearly CHOPPED OFF my finger with a seriously sharp chopper in the kitchen. Luckily it missed. Seriously......on a serious note.....This is gonna haunt me!
2.Somebody up close shot me down with a toy gun filled with soapy water. Did you know that HURT?I could have one-smack-down mutilated that crappy 9-year old shit with an Ivaldi purging claymore imbued with the spell of Aureola. And i MEAN IT.
3.I nearly.NEARLY indulged myself in a homicidal rage concerning OMG 2.
4.SOMEWHERE OVER THE RAINBOW. Wow, thats a pretty nice(actually, did I say bad?VERY OMG BADBADBAD! Nobody knows that name is a sign of impending disaster..)name. A better one that blog name could DEFINITELY use is Somewhere in My Coffee. That was a better one wasn't it?I could use the (so-called)prince Caspian's nickname too.
5.I clinched 51 awards for Amorphous+ today. Didnt say it was a bad one. =D
6.The most serious(real, and real torturing and real crazy)one was when I squeezed lemon on the dining table. Then my eye felt itchy. Too bad I couldnt resist it. I lemonfully slapped my eyes. Well you know what happened. Do you know(obviously it was damn frickin pain)? Well i'll cut to the chase.TERRIBLE PAIN!!!!!!!!!!OMFG!!!!!!!! WAT THE HELL SRSLY!!!!!!!!!!OMG!!!!!WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS??????I'VE BECOME RED EYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
WELL BYE. MY PREDICTIONS ARE MOGEE WILL LEVEL UP TOMORROW.OW.....
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