......

Whoa,this is surely (not)an awesome day for me.

...Seriously.
I nearly got admitted to hospital.
And wow this time, im not joking!
Wanna know why?let me tell you why.
Lets get off to a good start.
It was the beginning of a sunny day(yesterday) and i woke up at 9:30AM.
Then, i brushed my teeth, brewed some instant coffee and left it on the table to cool it down.
Later i drank it,then surfed the Net until lunch time, where i was eating a plate of bee hoon, at which my mother lighted some sort of pot with a gold cover, that gives off a strong smell that i ABSOLUTELY HATE. Because you see, i cant take that sort of smell, and i will puke.
Thats exactly what i did.
However,this wasnt a normal puke.
I vomitted gooey stuff, for 50 seconds.FIFTY!
As you know, vomitting makes you unable to breath. I was nearly suffocated to death while puking for fifty seconds! Immediately, i gargled my mouth and then looked at the mirror. Too bad i couldnt get a picture,so ill tell you how i looked like.
I had bloodshot eyes(got them 3 days ago), absolutely sick and grotesque face, gooey line of liquid flowing down from my pale lips, huffing and panting for air.
If i had the photo, you'll be half freaked out looking at it.
My mood was completely and totally ruined. I was thinking of getting a toothpick and stabbing my teeth,tongue and lips.
Well,i didnt.
If its ironically humorous for you, go and die.
~The Unreal Creator

One thing every child needs to know in Singapore during this period of time is...
You have ALOT of time on your hands.
You waste 6 hours of your precious life watching the worst movies ever on the Internet.
You waste 5 minutes of your treasured life watching The Lazer Collab Reloaded at Newgrounds.
You waste 4 seconds of your great life saying,"OMG,I'm bored." or "Nothing to do!"
You waste 3 hours of your good life going outdoors.
You waste 2 minutes of your normal life plotting fun.
And, you waste 1 minute of your dull,boring,crappy,emo and stupidly meaningless life plotting euthanasia.
Euthanasia:Generally,it means a painless death.
The moral of the story:Get a GOOD life and do not follow these examples save going outdoors!

Random message for the day:Pies are great!

By the way, has anyone played Dark Cut 3? Its a really (violence and gore included)fun FLASH game, which is huge(3MB).
Lemme tell you something about this game.
You,basically,are a surgeon thats about to step back into the past, to revive your family tree.
Thats right,REVIVE. Many of your family members have died in the past, mainly because of injuries and diseases.
You're gonna have to go back to the PAST because you have to treat them so the outcome wont be the same. Make them LIVE, instead of the normal outcome;DIE.
Your guided by an AI that usually says something after every surgery. Like:
"Amazing,isn't it?"
"How is it like to have this power?"......

Before you treat any patient, you uplink them.
Then you do everything the game commands you to do, before the patient dies.
To slow the health decreasing rate, you have to sedate the patient first.

Difficulty is not so hard. I managed to beat every surgery on my first try, exception for surgery 3(a sharp pipe stuck in a soldiers leg), in which i took a billion times to complete.
Try the last mission:LOGOUT. its insane.
Link:http://armorgames.com/play/2636/dark-cut-3

~U.C
Sorry for not posting in a very long time.:(

(TWO)Random message of the day.

An avaricious blackhearted fiend imbued with blazing devillish flames that engulf his hatred and precious seconds of a victim's deathly lifespan.
Crystallized white snowflakes in the midst of a life ripping blizzard freeze a rat in the silent night.

Err....
You must be asking me why am I doing such a ridiculous and random thing.
My answer to you is,
1.I dont take life seriously.
2.I love randomness.
3.Its just for fun.
4.Stop being serious!
5.I love legendary torment whose pain is unmeasurable.....

Thats an even more random answer. If your asking:"Don't give me a random answer!Give me a SERIOUS one, you know?SERIOUS!!!!" Im gonna stuff 6.5 litres of apple cider into your eyes and mouth...then I'll clock you over the head till the bottle is shattered into powder. Why will I do this=Read No.5 of my first answer.

~U.C

Enter the amazing egg and pokeball!

OK guys I think you have noticed the new thingies on the right side of this plane.Feed them,please. I want some amazing pet!
The pokeball egg's name is Apple Of Doom.
Here's the backstory....(a delicately intricate mix of wondrous words)
Six years ago,a teddy bear called Rathalos suffered a head concussion.When he woke up, he saw a Pokeball lying on the ground. Rathalos pictured the pokeball as a technologically advanced halfshell covering up an red apple with a platinum ring on it! He bringed it back home, washed it, and waited for 4 years to eat it.(According to legend, an apple of Doom requires 4 years and a wash to become edible.)
Two months just passed, and Rathalos got killed(toasted) by a dragon called Rathian.So he gave me this apple and told me to take good care of it.
The only way to feed it is to feed it via computer.Click "Feed me a Rare candy" to feed him. I hope you guys can do me a favor.
Blasque Manasiq, his backstory is ehhh.....mixed and complicated.So i dont wanna post it. :)
Bye guys.FEED HIM CAUSE ITS AN ORDER!
~U.Creator

Hmm. That was an awfully long time of death.

So what now? I have been reborn, and alive, with dessicated branches impaling my head, stags stabbing into my body!
I managed to pull 101 stags out and get the branches out, then restitched my head back.
So don't be surprised if you see a living Frankenstein zombie rampaging throughout Orchard Road, Washington, Canada, Iceland or whatever. Im able to manipulate time with the Flux.:)

A note: One Piece is awesome!
Its packed with awesomesauce of calibrated wonders and brilliance. Though, Po is still more awesome than that :)
So, using some godly vocabulary, lets make it like this;
Po is
Awesomely dedicated to calibrated adrenaline fueled with dragon power from the midst of ripe awesomesauce similar to that of a super saiyan!
ehh thats enough i think
However One Piece is
Brightly extraordinary determination over 9000.--->Monkey.D.Luffy

Hes my fav anime character of all things awesome.
He is basically, a Rubber Man.(He ate the GomuGomu no Mi,translation for Rubber Rubber Fruit)
So he can stretch his limbs, twist them anyway possible and stuff. His moves are...
GomuGomu No....(behold the LOOOONG list of words)
1.Bazooka
2.Pistol
3.Rocket
4.Missile
5.Gatling Gun
6.Storm
7.Tako Hanabi
8.Firework
9.Rifle
10.Tako
11.Whip
12.Bullet
13.Rotating Axe
14.Axe
15.Stamp
16.Yari
And so on........is it?
OK, but thats not all. He has Gear Second, its an ability which drastically increases his speed but not power, but the aftereffect is kinda devastating.
Gear Third, increases his strength, decreases his speed.

Ok guys bye. I bet you did not read the one piece thing.

Hey guys. Hey hi. Hi hey.

NOTICE: BLOGPLANE WILL BE TOTALLY OFFLINE FROM 23/10 TO 30/10. I HOPE YOU UNDERSTAND 'CAUSE THESE FEW DAYS ARE THE REALLY REALLY IMPORTANT EXAMINATIONS OF THIS YEAR....

This is a response to idiot on the chat plane.



So, now. What do you think I'm gonna write? Tell you what;I'm going to write a REALLY REALLY long list of my interests("What I like..."were the main interests). Inspired from a miserable schoolboy....

Nature. I really want to go to the Na Pali cliffs at Hawaii. Its said to be an earthly paradise, by the National Geographic Magazine. That was the place the 2006 remake of King Kong was filmed...I think.
Swords. I take great interest in swords(I don't kill). I have a sword at home(a real one), and I know quite a few names of different swords. Like:Daito,Katana,Scimitar,Rapier, Longsword and stuff.
Pancakes.I love 'em. With hotcake syrup.
Sketching.I usually draw otherworldly stuff, which is pretty, like....erm...put in a single word,yes, that is;CRAZY. Like, I draw glowing veins on my armored drawings, have them wield unpractical weapons, like a reaper hammer and those fantasy things. Usually my drawings are serious; I don't spend like 5 minutes or so on them. Too bad I am not able to post my drawings here....I need a cable.
Particle effects.You know, I really love smacking water and seeing the water droplets flying out in such a brilliantly amazing way. I love fire effects too, and earthquake effects(like, shaking, dust everywhere, bits of rock flying in every direction).
Anime.I think I have mentioned which animes I like.
Piko-piko hammers. I love those toy hammers with yellow cheery smiles on them. I have at least 3 in my drawer.

Im going to post the rest tomorrow....or the day after tomorrow...or so on.
~Mogee(agreements),Unreal Creator,Eternal chocolate spirit(checking typos)

Credits to D.Mapley otherwise I didn't know there was another Wall-E Widget.Kills time.

Today was my Oral Examination!

Oh, where was I? Hi. I levelled up.~Mogee teh ULTIMATE THING
Level:1337
STR:Unoriginal.
LUK:Luckiest monkey in the WHOLE WIDE galaxy of Milky Way and the Solar system.
DEX:1835. Enough to be a Javelin Throwing (Olympics) Participant. And win a chain of fifty gold medals effortlessly in the coming years.
BSP:Really. Really. Really,really really unoriginal.
Naughtiness:0.133649245. When I have really NOTHING to do.
MP:913. Heres a tongue twister:Mana mania of manic maniacs of megalomania mana.
HP:57995. Throw 101 shurikens, daito, tonfa and fiery muffins packed with LOLZ at Mogee to no avail.

I hereby toss the keyboard at my creator's head.
Today, I sat for the Oral Examination....and it was quite of a breeze. I was in the earlier batch(Batch 1), therefore after taking my lunch, I immediately hurried back to school, flinged my bag up, sky-uppercut it, and in bullet-time, leapt up, took a 150KG steel mallet, and smashed it down full force. The bag didn't break. 'Cause what you're reading just now was a lie.=)
Now, back to the topic. In class, we had an annoying piece of english work to do.Thankfully,it wasn't Mathematics('Cause I really really suck at that dumb subject numbered numbers.). And also, Im glad I wore a (seemingly unnoticeable efficient camouflage suit. I was the 2nd last to take the Oral Examination. I did stammer for some parts of the picture conversation(Paranoia). Breeze with the reading part. I mentioned the website Kongregate. Lol.
A (nano-sized, invisible to the naked eye and magnifiying glass)portion of the examinations has ended! Yippee, good so far....=)
~U.C

Todays....my birthday.

Today was my birthday.
Hmm....how good was it, you say? Its good. Good compared to the birthday I had last year.
This time round;
1 person gave me a present. Thoughtful and good friend.=) Some of you may pity me...however, I think you'll laugh at me.I think I saw that coming. BTW, this guy gave me a useful sharpener.
26 people(including relatives, parents etc.) wished me a happy birthday. This was awesome, 'cause last year only 5 people wished me a happy birthday. Their my parents.
I got the choice to pick where to eat for dinner. Last year, I didn't(at least it turned out fine).

Yippee.Feel free to wish me a late birthday. =)
Bye.
~U.C

Flipbook Animation!

Yesterday, I learnt Flipbook Animation in the Computer Lab.
It was immensely....FUN.
And I really mean it....
With all the other P5 members there.They are, by follows:
1)Me.Duh. Kinda new.(I joined this year)
2)Zhi Yuan. A guy who wears specs. And a bit of a violent personality.
3)Adlan. His blog link is below, the one that says the ghost rider's magnified head or so. Common nickname for him is "The Punisher". At least in our class.
4)Bryan. Apparently, hes somewhat miserable as a school boy. I personally taught him to laugh. I think.:P
5)Mervyn. His blog is half-dead and he is almost always bored. He suffers from "mild depression".
6)Alpha. An new guy to the Computer Club. Quite of a FAT guy.
7)Holy Chicken. Thats his nickname and he runs an PSP game reviews or whatever blog. I picture him as an fully-fledged idiot(Just for fun). Also a new guy to this CCA.

Flipbook Animation rocks.
Basically, you draw a picture that moves frame over frame. Don't get what I mean? Its like this;
I draw an O below.

O

Then on the next page, if I want it to move forward, I draw it slightly to the right.

O

I slowly continue...until its done!

O

Then after you finished your "frame by frame" animation, you go to the first page, then slowly flip the book and you see your animation come to life. Wallah.
Also, I got a curved black scar on my right hand, today. By steaming HOT CAMPBELL SOUP. It burned me like hell. At the very least.....
......I didn't die. Bye~!
~The Unreal Creator

Yesterday was the worst day EVER.

I hated that day....that was meant to be the BEST DAY EVER rather than the WORST DAY EVER.
There was one of my friends...he had a party full of atomic balloons, burning chicken wings and a cake full of LIES.
What did I do, then?
I did.....
...nothing.
I could do nothing at all.
The bedamned computer got a stupid and most likely fake virus attack recently...and the INTERNET WAS DOWN ON THAT DAY!
Talk about that. How unlucky is it? You celebrate in front of a black computer? Or a piece of wall? Don't be absurd.
And plus my homework was all done. In case you mentioned it.
I mopped the floor for three hours and I was practically a LIVING WATERFALL. Niagara Falls wouldn't have beat me in a competition of water flowing speed.
Then I slept for like four hours. I stood up, walked to the living room, and protested, "Why ever is this day so blessed with curses? GAHHHHHH!!!!!" then my mom told me to shut up. How cruel is that?

Fortunately....
Six days later is my birthday.
I'll (not) look forward to it.
Bye.
~U.Creator

CVBCOD!?

......CVBCOD. Cybernetic VoiceBox Cutoff Disease.
Its....
ITS TAKEN ON A NEW MUTANT STRAIN! HOLY CHERRY PIES!
Thats right. A new mutant strain, coined by evolution, increasingly fatally ANNOYING syndromes, and increasingly unusual ability to adapt to all sorts of climates. Its gonna be a pandemic if the creator won't sweep it clean.
No wonder I've never posted for an seriously long time. I assure you, theres really no time to post nowadays when the SCHOOL EXAMINATIONS are real imminent....!
Hm.
Tomorrow is Be Yourself Day 2008. What a funny name. Basically you get to wear all sorts of unimaginable crap to school, be it funny or bling-blingy. Too bad I won't be participating....What, you want me to wear a chainmail, gloves(toilet paper rolled around my hand with a cardboard "plate" to add more touch to it), silver banana mallet, heavily decorated tail and a monkey mask? With a ghostly STEALTH CAMOUFLAGE!?
No thanks. Bye!
P.S.Awesome!257 views!
~The Unreal Creator.

My favourite characters...in anime.

Title says all....heres the list;
1.Allen Walker(Main protagonist of D.Gray-Man)
Why?
His anti-Akuma weapon in the beginning is SICK. I mean the "gun" phase.
An arm mounted minigun that fires 95cm glowing bullets. Stick five of those bullets in your head and it will incinerate and bleed. OMG. Also, his cursed eye when his Innocence is activated. Its like, so awesome.
Even better is the later phase of his weapon, is the Crown Clown.(Sounds funny? See the pic on Google.)
One black, tattooed hand with like so damn SWEET talons you see on eagles as fingers, and hard as steel. And another one is the gigantic sword he has with the Noah sign on it(Looks like a bastard;I mean the blunt sword, not the vulgarity.). Frickin' w00t for that.( No wonder Road Kamelot has a crush on him.:P)
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2.The Hollow side of Ichigo(Bleach)
He's a freakin' berserker with killing instinct(Hes insane, INsane and INSANE!). He knows nothing save one word, and that is kill. He doesn't care about injuries; he never gets them at all. In the 82nd episode, he could use a 5kg sword with one hand, stab one iron spider without her noticing at all, drag her like 2KM, then cut her body into half. Bet you couldn't do that.
*The 5KG sword is called Zangetsu; a huge cleaver.
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3.Lavi(one of Allen's allies in D.Gray-Man)
A redhair full of fire in his head, from his Fire Seal.
What I really like is his (omg.)STEEL MALLET that can GROW, GROW AND GROW and SMACKDOWN! then your a bloody Pancake.
It never feels heavy to him even at its maximum size(Take it as twice your size and it weighs nearly as much as a tonne)cause' it doesn't impair his ability to handle it. BTW: Who doesn't like a big hammer to solve your every problem?
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More coming soon.
~Mogee

Metal Gear Solid 4....a review on it? =D

Read the title.
OK, so lets see the scores(if I were a judge)...
Gameplay:10/10
Interactivity9.5/10
Action:9.8/10
Music Composition:10/10
Story:10/10 for sure
Difficulty:9.5/10
Comparison with the previous MGS games:9/10
OVERALL(Estimated):56.5/60.
Its a plain awesome game.=D

It has awesome story, balanced difficulty, great interactivity, wowzers action and never-repetitive gameplay. One very very very minor problem lies within the comparison of MGS3 and MGS4, in terms of their bosses. I agree with what some of the guys stated in Wikipedia; the Beauty and the Beast Unit compares quite poorly to the Cobra Unit in MGS3. Why? Go play these two games and find out.
But IMO, one excellent achievement about this game is that it is really realistic. Weapons like AK102(compared to the modern AK-47 now) are realistic as they are in the future. A little unrealistic but omg awesome weapon is the Railgun used by Crying Wolf(one of the people in B&B Corps.)
So, if you have a PS3(or planning to get one), I recommend you buy this game. You'll definitely never regret it. =)

A beast, with blue dots and feathers? Wow.

Umm...yeah. Hehe. The picture on the right -------------------------------------------->
Its the Spore Incarnate(a Spore Figure) of a spiritual, hardworking warden. You know who, right? Right?
The ECSOD. Eternal Chocolate Spirit of Doom.
Surprised? Hmmm....You would have expected a picture of a living thing in white clothing, right? 'Fraid you're wrong. No lanterns for you and for him.
Two side notes:
1.He bites really well. Bet he could chew you into nothing but chewy bits of flesh and bones. CHEW!
2.Hes impulsive. So you better watch your back if you piss him off. And front too. No, make it all four directions.

~Mogee the Platinum God
~The Unreal Creator

The impending countdown of exams that really chills your spine wobbly. Note: this is a definition post.

Oh no....its only like two or three weeks time to exams. Stress. Fatigue. Paranoia. Worry!
Oh my GOD. (actually thats the reason why I didn't post for quite a long time, so its not CVBCOD.)
This is one exam session you don't really wanna mess with. Say that nine times for my PSLE next year.
And this is real, not UNREAL. 'Cause it takes place in the Reality Plane....(Read this if you want to know about the complex language in this plane.)
Reality Plane is the center continum major portal block that connects all minor planes of the universe like this to it. The further the minor planes drift away from the Reality Block, all the more they feel...unreal. As we are part of reality ourselves, we tap into the RP to take the form of purely real lifeforms commonly referred to as "mortal". Synthesised planes like this one of mine make the creator a "god" within its radius, granted control of every single piece of data within it like codes, posts and all those stuff. However, in this period of time, the "god" is in the unreal state.

And also if you do not know what a Black Flux Time Block is(see the bottom of this page), its what we reality lifeforms call the "date". It fluxifies time, numbers are put on the time block which is blackened to enhance the time accuracy.

Also, an eden is often, in the unreal network, "a link to all other planes and other innovative things but retaining its unreal state" that is, 95% of the time seen in this type of plane.


.....Thats it. Thanks to listening to all those rant. So you basically should have gotten what i meant on black flux time block and stuff like that.
P.S. Watch out for a cookie obsessed bear maniac in one of the unreal links in my eden. Her name as most people call, is Gladys.
EDIT:Just read the first and the paragraph above this sentence if you simply want to cut to the chase.

~ The Unreal Creator
(Mogee won't be posting for a while, hes sick. And mortally wounded. Don't ask me why.)

Behold the samurai with a chair helmet. Hehe.

Erm....
This is the picture of the GCS!(pun intended)

He's particularly in a bad mood today and broke his katana into two. So if you see this guy, you better watch out. Cos' your gonna die if you stare right into his eyes.
And yes, he studies in Si Ling Primary School and slacks off all day. So, if you meet him, do not ever piss him off. He'll dice you up, julienne style. And then throw you into the oven. Then put your ashes onto a catapult and launch them into the endless sky. Then you die.

Scared,eh?
~Eternal Chocolatey Spirit Of Doom, Banana God Mogee.

One last note for this day: The Greenchair Child Samurai.

Read the title.

So, who is this Greenchair Child Samurai? Well...it is my (inferior)doppelgangers self-given name. He wields the Permafrost Katana(image above), a very EVIL weapon in the hands of one EVIL guy.Wheres his picture, you say? I'll post it on the next post.

Hear from me again,
~The Unreal Creator.

Eh. I should be happy. Really happy.

I'm really glad to know that this blog of mine has received 110 Visits! Thank you for actually visiting this place and listening to all my (preposterous)words! Honestly I only expected it to have only 10 views or something. =D

Bonus: Mogee is a Platinum Banana God, right? Well, my class is the Unreal Samurai.
And also, a new guy will be posting from now on(with his ghostly fingers o.O)! Know who that is?.....

..Its the eternal chocolatey spirit of doom! You have heard of 'em before,right? I will post his stats from now on...as a fully-fledged Spiritual Warden.

Again, thanks a lot out there!

~Creator of this blog!

Darn it.

Man, there were a few viewers who wanted me to reveal MORE about Worms:Forts Under Siege. Well, expect me to spoil it for you. If you do not want that to happen, then Please DO NOT READ THIS POST.

You've been warned.~Mogee the Banana God

So, in Worms, there are many types of eras. Who cares about that anyways.
You have 4 main buildings at your disposal, the most basic of which is the Tower. Its easy to destroy, can be deployed almost anywhere except water, and you don't need any Victory Locations(Some areas have stars on top of them...build something on them and voila you capture a Victory Location.) to build it. How do you fire those weapons..? You jump on top of the towers flat roof and fire weapons from there(Though, there are some weapons you can use on your own like the 50 Stone Canary). The weapons you can deploy on the tower are only:
Mortar,Ballista

Next on is the Keep. With 2.5 times as much HP than the tower, its MUCH better and you can deploy EVEN more weapons on the Keep. All of them are as follows:
Minigun,Chilli Con Carnage,Mortar,Ballista,Cluster Launcher, Small Catapult,Homing Pigeon,Rhino,Old Woman, All God Powers except Armageddon, Mine Strike, Air Strike

Thats a lot, eh? Just a sad thing that I WILL not reveal anymore. Guess you should know a lot already. Bye!
~Doomilliciously mysterious person

The fourth anniversary of the terrible 9/11...

Okay....to all those out there, this obviously is talking about 9/11. Its a terrible accident and lots of people were brutally killed in this. I sincerely hope that blessings may befall your wronged souls.



Doomilliciously mysterious person~

Wow.Great.

<---(This is the Way of the Hammer of Hades)Sorry viewers....never updated my blog recently 'cause I really had nothing to write about. Nothing unique or special happened these days! =(

Only one thing, that is. Mogee leveled UP at such a fast rate secretly, he's turned into the Platinum Banana God(With the addition of an iron fist!)! Lets take a peek at his stats. =)

HP:1362

MP:162

STR:792

LUK:79

BSP:958(When you are a god, you see ALL THE BANANAS IN THE WORLD!)

DEX:162

NN:14(No god should be naughty.)

DMG:400 to 1008 Fragrant Excalibur Of Banana Might

Fear the ultimate god, Mogee.

Right now, I'm practising The Way Of The Hammer Of Godly Chaos, a method which is slightly more VIOLENT than the Hades way.And I'm practising it happily on the holed table right beside me..The picture is above.

Bye guys. Who knows I'll have CVBCOD again.

Tomorrow is the beginning of the school days...

I'm quite excited about that.=D

BTW today was another AWESOME day.
I went for a drawing competition....It was hot, frickin' stuffy like a pasar malam 'cause of the lots of contestants sitting down on the floor (From one end of a shopping mall to another).
The topic was (Save our Environment.)
Crap man, I was racking my brains to think about what I should draw(I'm the only person goin' for this...=( But there is another one taking part in a CALLIGRAPHY competition.
Fan Laoshi(the teacher-in-charge =D) took photos of my progress. My work unlike most others, was shaded, not coloured and it turned out a neat piece of work.(I wish that I could upload the damn pictures here, but dang my phone doesn't have a cable.)
But I didnt win anything. But I was satisfied. I came for pleasure, not for the prize right?
The only thing I wasn't very happy about was that I could NOT claim my work back. Zzzz.....Right as I'm typing this now, I'm eating Del Monte Cranberries and previously a golden banana.
It turned out the teacher-in-charge played Worms! And he heard about Spore(the game),too. And many others =D
He knows about the classic weapon known as the HHG(Holy Hand Grenade) in Worms. Thats all.

I have to SMS him my blog address(cause he wants to see it.). Better be hush about it =)

One week school holiday....

Mmmm....I'm happy this 1-week school holiday wasn't as boring as the one month school holiday 'bout very long ago. Theres four more days until school lessons resume as normal...and SA2 EXAMINATIONS OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG start on October.
BTW, Worms:Forts Under Siege is awesome....and worth buying(S$12.90,PC game)! Its wacky arsernal of weapons(Mortar;a wizard flys out of a cannon and detonates upon impact and releases 3 "magic" books that explode when it hits something....a useful weapon=D) and great gameplay is lovely. Have a happy holiday to all those out there~!
~Doomilliciously mysterious person
Extras....

If you wanna know more about the game, heres a list of a few weapons:
Bazooka(A classic explosive weapon which detonates after a long period of time but still explodes upon impact. Slightly directed by the wind.)
Minigun(Awesomeness. On a tower, fire the Minigun at buildings and watch them crumble.)
Rocket Launcher(Wowzers! Pull off a chain of rockets at buildings=D)
Rhino(Sounds weird but its one of the most offensive weapons ingame. It can break through a normal tower and walls before exploding.)
Armageddon(Call upon teh POWER OF GOD to unleash a fiery barrage of meteors upon your poor enemy =P)
Monkey Troop(Monkeys run and explode everywhere. Horribly messy on worms.)


Thats it, find out the rest on yourself

Finally the widget is working!Pixar, I take my hat off to you for this AMAZING animated film.

Part 2!!!!!

Chapter Two-No eating on taxis
After hailing the taxi, our destination was Causeway Point. The driver was this old man that frequently talked about school....wait what?
I was popping 2 Fruit Plus sweets into my mouth and Bryan was stuffing his mouth full of prawn crackers, then Ms lee told us that this isn't a place to eat snacks or tidbits.
Mission Impossible! I secretly opened one fruit plus and immediately popped it into my mouth and ms lee did not notice. Yippie w0000t!
Bryan popped one cracker into his face and laughed like hell without caps. I followed. He secretly popped another one but it dropped into his bag.He laughed again lol. During all this time, the teacher did not EVEN turn her back or notice anything. IMA SECRET AGENT!>=)

After reaching causeway point, i ate up all the sweets(Which makes me think, sugar and blackcurrant are worlds apart in difference. Because one tastes sweet, the other doesn't. Worst is sugar contains the white power of DREAMLAND and blackcurrant contains the evil power of BLACK ELECTRICITY) and Bryan hurriedly ate every single thing when we stopped in front of a place called pizza hut. We went in and finally.
I realized Bryan and me broke the record. Of laughing.
45 minutes,right? This time, it was ONE HOUR.
We ate this pizza(forget what was it) and I was basically Spiderman incarnate. I had mozzarella all over my hands like webs. I don't want to ever think about it again.
Then we went home.
End.=D
~Doomilliciously mysterious person who lives in Singapore
On a side note: If you are from 5K of Si Ling Primary School, try not to tell anyone. Hush.=D

Another fun day passes.
Two days ago.

Saturday morning;
I went to school and waited for ms lee to come for the Koobits competition thingy. Bryan was listening to muttons at midnight. Thinking about the (horrible) LAUGHING spell yesterday just tickled my brain and i couldnt stop giggling then. When ms lee came, we hailed a taxi outside the school gate and took it directly to Zhonghua Pri.School. Two people couldnt come cause;
One had tuition
One had to go for the Scrabble competition.
Once we reached there(I mean the Zhonghua Pri.School hall), i realised every single chair was with one timetable(of nothingness) and one GOODIE BAG with the designs of SMILEYS(loaded with Corntos, a magnet gift thing, two Blackcurrent Fruit Plus sweets and one Honeysuckle white Tea....actually, i dont think anyones envious, right?).
I was listening to the talk back then.....and slowly, I started to sweat. It was frickin' hot and i basically could NOT STAND IT AT ALL.
There was this slide of winning entries...with the music rambling like crap(Ehhhh Macarena!Ooh Oit!).....My eardrums disintegrated and my ear rotted in this music. Then the prize presentation came.
Wait, after all those EMBARRASSING MOMENTS(a.k.a BMW slide presentation,Blue5ky thing), i finally need not go on stage anymore. This time, Bryan(one of teh members) went up! I nearly died of happiness.
After that, we walked like HELL but still, i was able to ENDURE it. We had to wait for like 20 mins for a taxi to come and whenever a taxi passes by,Bryan(You're so damn bloody rude.) shouts OI!! at the taxi only to get laughs. He also mentions that "Its illegal to hail taxis right?".... He must be a lunatic.
Then we walked again like hell without caps. Finally we managed to hail a taxi.

Part 2 of this lol story continues on the next post
=D
~Doomilliciously mysterious person

Today was a epic day(in fact, its teacher's day, but for ANOTHER reason....).

It was a pity our form teacher did not come to school today.......=(
But on the bright side, its good =P

The epicness of this day compared to the blue5ky competition
9/10(today)
9.5/10(blue5ky)


Lol. Its juuuuuust a small difference, dont mind that. Unless you really care about intricate details then so sorry Mogee cant help you. In fact he'll just get annoyed and dice you up into uncountable ribbons with his Goldexcalibur.
Well then heres the thing. After this "concert" thingy taking place at the hall, we split classes and my friends (Zhi Yuan,Zhi Han,Guang Jun, Bryan,Imran and me) went to P4.
I TOTALLY REGRETTED GOING THERE OMG. The noise was on such a blazing high level my eardrums ruptured and burst, blood was flowing like the Niagara Falls Of Chocolate from my ears and I should have died of blood loss. But i didnt. Miracle, right?
For some reason, me and Bryan was chatting with one guy from this class. And suddenly, the two of us laughed. For no apparent reason. Then Bryan and me was like, so insanely wild, laughing uncontrollably(without the help of joker venom), we scared off one girl who was asking us what our name was. The class thought the two of us were crazy. Suffering from dementia. Thinking our human body was thrown out of whack. Still we laughed. My eyes went red from laughing and i practically CRIED. Yep, thats it. CRIED. My nose was like Rudolf, and i took a cardboard box cover to repeatedly whack myself over my head a few times to prevent my laughing(to no avail.)......and the class must have thought i had gone bonkers. When Bryan tried to stand and apologise to that girl, he fell down again and laughed.....lol(MOAR THAN THAT!ROFLMAO).
To stop our laughter ONCE AND FOR ALL!>=( We played this competition thing(with the other friends as audience =)) to determine who will be able to hold back his laughter for the longest period of time. I managed to succeed everytime, but heres as follows:
The first try
The moment we stared at each other, we laughed. TIE
The second try
Bryan immediately laughed while i held mine back for 4 seconds before breaking into one huge one.
The third try
We held back for 2 seconds but Bryan could stand it no more and laughed again.
The fourth try
We laughed immediately. TIE....
.....and so on.
Then we played this STARRRRRRINGGGGG......competition. I lost two times, one to bryan, and one to another guy. But i succeeded in the others.
Thats it~!
The end of this epic day is announced.

On a side note:
It was a dangerous place to drink water there. I was holding back my laughter when I drank my water, then i laughed and the thing spilled all over my face.
It'll make you lol, this thing. Take out one cardboard, cover your face and ask someone to throw something(like pencil case) at your face. It'll make u lol.....like hell

Today was very unlucky.

BTW,I live in Singapore.
Today, I was in school......I nearly fell asleep in class, and I took out my blue pen and repeatedly bonked my head with it to keep myself from "dying" in class...But it was of no use. I then asked our form teacher for permission to go to the toilet to freeze my face with ice cool water. I bolted there and halfway, a pri.2 student was running behind me and was spinning with a bottle in his hands like he was crazy. Then he accidentally loosened his grip....and the bottle flung at me! Luckily it missed me but I could see my hair flying like hell. I was happy. Then after I washed my face I went into the toilet to dry my face......and finally i realised what that crazy guy was doing. He meant to FLING the water bottle at me! He threw it at the back of my head and I screamed in pain. Luckily it was a light one and I didnt die at all. I kept dead silent when I went back class....and the time I got revenge was after school. I saw his face, and i took a dental flosser and poked him in the back. He was angry but I said back saying "Lalalalalalalala"
He said "Dam u la......u so xiao qi one u go die la u"
I said "Lol."
He:"U shut up la idiot"
I took the dental flosser and poked him in the head again. then i said
"Im expressing my words in actions. U ask me shut up wad."
"Wah lao eh....." he stormed off.

Lol i wonder who is the xiao qi guy.
Say your opinions in comments =D

The BMW presentation video.Lol.

the long-awaited video for the BMW competition.
I am the Bored Mega Wattsaver Paladin of geothermal doom, aka Energy Saver 2, the golden armor-clad person elaborating on geothermal energy. Know what? You can focus geothermal energy into a energy surge!
Shinzen Hanzo Shinanzu Akuma Hadouken!!!!!!FALCON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SAI DAI NO CHIKADA!!!!!!!! *BOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM*
*the Empire State building crumbles into billions of debris laying everywhere*

Personal opinion of Wall-E.

Well, I know its still not in cinemas yet, but I've watched it already('cause i have the ability to accelerate the outer time zone while saving changes when reversing it. Does that make sense?=D).

BTW, go see it when it comes out. Its a beautiful piece of art. The visuals are awesome, the characters are cute, and the story is breathtaking. Its a mix of lots of things....like comedy, and those love-at-first-sight things(well, in case nobody knew, I watch Coffee Prince a LOT.Dont tell anyone this. Im serious.Really. To my class whos seeing this...if you spread the word, you can await the specially prepared road to hell in front of you, courtesy of me.)
To me, MO( a robot in the show, whose name means Microbe Obliterator) is the cutest and absolutely funniest character in any fantasy show shown in the whole galaxy or universe.Basically all the things he do is clean up dirt and stuff.


I heard in the Olympics, China is enjoying home advantage....a lot. Especially when they've got like SO MANY gold medals........

Well, bye.
~Doomilliciously hidden away in the shadows
☻Courtesy oF MOGEE☻

Quick update. OMG:Mogee likes cranberries, and one very important thing.

This is a quick reminder to tell you I AM NOT DEAD YET >=O.....Cause the CVBCOD has been acting up again(Cybernetic VoiceBox Cut-Off Disease).....Well, Mogee's taken up a new liking. Now he loves cranberries like me because of those few reasons:
1.They look like ruby fireballs which can be thrown around except they don't have fire on them.
2.Cranberries ARE AWESOME CAUSE THEIR SO DELICIOUS
3.Cranberries have an unusually Cranky behavior. Lol wut?

But he still loves bananas more. Don't get me wrong, hes not obsessed, he just loves them.

Very Important thing....(about Mogee)
His Banana yellow Banaxcalibur has turned to Goldexcalibur of Banality! And it has turned sharper, badder and bigger! Though it still smells like banana to sate Mogees love for bananas.
Goldexcalibur Of Banality
97-162 Gold
STR+15
DEX+15

Mmmmm......sweet Spore.

Spore creature Creator Demo is awesome. It is downloaded on the Net....Basically all you do is create a monster, take it out for a test drive, equip him with natural weapons and paint him. My ones turned out pretty awesome.
Some of them are called
Ivoryhorn
Goldspike
Puncturehorn
Narifius

Lol.Actually you too come with 30 default creations....inspired by most animals(frogs...and others) but some are just plain foreign.So, go get that demo now. =D

I forgot that.

Putting aside the grand pain of lemonness, I feel happy(well...). That time(somewhere around three to six days ), the SI LING BMW team consisted of Holmen,Alpha,Guang Jun,Joel,Zhi Han and me. We went to the Science Centre for the BMW CleanEnergy competition. Our team viewed the entire Water exhibition thing, and its pretty damn cool. I was amused splashing muddy water on the floor(There was one model of a water dam, and mud flowed through it. There was a lever below, and when you pull the lever down, the main blocker goes up and lets the water flow through with ease. However if you let go, the blocker slams down and muddy water splashes like hell. If you had used sufficient force, the amount of water triggered will fly higher than usual and flow out of the tank.=D), punching one dome-shaped block of ice(till it nearly cracked!=O), and many other fun things. Then there came the competition. I was taken back by shock. I had to be the speaker. I had to explain EVERYTHING AND ANYTHING the judges wanted to know. My teammates didnt speak at all(except for Alpha who started it off).....But who cares. At least I managed to get out of that mess of a hellhole.Later, as we got seated for the prize ceremony, our team won 2nd prize!OK, THAT was the second consecutive time Alpha,Guang Jun and me got 2nd prize for a competition, since we had clinched 2nd prize for the blue5ky enterprise day 2008 thing too.Awesome eh?

Extras:
Before we went to the Science Centre, we waited at the canteen for like 35 mins. I killed time playing Holmen's phone, and not long after, there came the rain of doom.
Later on the minivan(I don't even know what the hell its called), I listened to via Holmen's phone while Joel and Guang Jun were fiddling with my phone.....Alpha was memorizing his script. =D

Finally a positive post,eh?
~Benson

The mark of honor.

This is Mogee's bloodstained mark of metallic honor. Well, you can know by looking at its black and bloody background. It glows with a sapphire blue light that marks Mogee's tremendous power.Wow.
By the way, anyone play Luminara?

Maybe its a tad too colourful, but seriously you should play it. The lazer ability pwnz. Even I get immersed in my own world playing this. Beware, this game is pretty hard. You've been warned.=D

~Benson

Ow.I hate lemon.Oh well, level up.OMGX1

Ouch.My eye is still being tormented by that CURSED lemon. But who cares.That belongs in the Chat Plane/Rant Zone.
This, my signature blog pic AND Mogee's daily snack, BANANA ICE CREAM, looks awesome. You may not think its possible but it REALLY relieves me of my lemonic pain.
P.S.I do know it DOES NOT EVEN look like banana ice cream. Hey, it still rocks.
Mogee's leveled up.A LOT!

Mogee, The Golden MonkeyFist Level:24.....HP:355+217
MP:38+9
STR:174+163
LUK:16+35
BSP:108X2(316!)
DEX:50+19
NN:437+3672

The daily OMG:
1.The banned spammer on the other blog...I mean plane on the bottom....he was amusing. Fueled with the sufficient need to troll and spam, he definitely WAS stupid and WASN'T stupid in different aspects. It amuses and cracks me up to see people dealing with spammers. Fact is, don't say anything and they won't have much to crack out later on. Well.
I heard bears weren't THAT good in dealing with spammers,eh?

Ack.FRICKIN OMGX6

Thats more OMGs than i could ever imagine. The worst ones:
1. I nearly CHOPPED OFF my finger with a seriously sharp chopper in the kitchen. Luckily it missed. Seriously......on a serious note.....This is gonna haunt me!
2.Somebody up close shot me down with a toy gun filled with soapy water. Did you know that HURT?I could have one-smack-down mutilated that crappy 9-year old shit with an Ivaldi purging claymore imbued with the spell of Aureola. And i MEAN IT.
3.I nearly.NEARLY indulged myself in a homicidal rage concerning OMG 2.
4.SOMEWHERE OVER THE RAINBOW. Wow, thats a pretty nice(actually, did I say bad?VERY OMG BADBADBAD! Nobody knows that name is a sign of impending disaster..)name. A better one that blog name could DEFINITELY use is Somewhere in My Coffee. That was a better one wasn't it?I could use the (so-called)prince Caspian's nickname too.
5.I clinched 51 awards for Amorphous+ today. Didnt say it was a bad one. =D


6.The most serious(real, and real torturing and real crazy)one was when I squeezed lemon on the dining table. Then my eye felt itchy. Too bad I couldnt resist it. I lemonfully slapped my eyes. Well you know what happened. Do you know(obviously it was damn frickin pain)? Well i'll cut to the chase.TERRIBLE PAIN!!!!!!!!!!OMFG!!!!!!!! WAT THE HELL SRSLY!!!!!!!!!!OMG!!!!!WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS??????I'VE BECOME RED EYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

WELL BYE. MY PREDICTIONS ARE MOGEE WILL LEVEL UP TOMORROW.OW.....

Just an update.

Well,feeling pretty bored here. This post is just an update to remind Mogee has been kicking me alive and awake again. In case you didn't know, Mogee just leveled up to level 15!
The stats table
Mogee the monkey Fist Lv.15
HP:342+13
MP:37+1
STR:132+42
LUK:9+7
BSP(Bananasensory Perception):76+32
DEX:50+3
Naughtyness:381+56(OMG)

Equipped items:
Banaxcalibur,58-94 Banana

Now he's dueling with Alpha's monkey. Wish him all the luck!

Mogee, the Lv.14 Monkey Fist

As i promised, the description.

His mood on 31/7/08; XTREMELY HAPPY!!!!in fact hes looking at this now. And hes so hungry he'll break my head and eat my tongue. But he wont so lol.
What he loves: His banana saber named Banaxcalibur, bananas,cookies, banana fritters(goreng pisang),banana cakes, and me. Yippee!
Hes a karate torpedo chopper. Ok?


Bye.

By the holy name of Thor and LIGHTZEUSNESS!

So bored!!!Gahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!OMG WHY WHY WHY OMG THIS IS CRAPPY GAHHHHHH LOLOLOL DUNNO WHY IMM WRITIN THIS HAHAHAAH GAHHHHHH BORED!!!!!!!!!!

Ahem. Dont mind that. Should have put that in the Rant Zone.

Luckily my cute little monkey(from the Blue5ky competition)called Mogee is here to accompany me. On Thursday, he will have a ultimate karate showdown with that little other monkey(Maybe I'll name him Gonzala) that belongs to that manipulator called Alpha Chua.
After todays Pine cafe thingy speech, Im feeling quite alright. On the 4th of august we're gonna go to the science centre!!!!w00t....

Some guy asked me for my Mogee timetable. Here is it...
Monday
Banana Fight with another toy of mine called Bisoceles.
In case you didnt know, bananas can also serve as curved sabers. Hence the name Banana Fight.

Tuesday
Karate course by master(Me) in the Mogee Dojonical Dojo
You should see next time.

Wednesday
Swimming in a Coffee pond/ SUSHI FESTIVAL
He likes coffee. And loves sushi like me. Lol.

Thursday
Playing my phone. And he'll eat this thing
Called cookies.
He loves them.

Friday
Perform uppercuts, air kicks, torpedo drills on the floor.
Sometimes i have to repair the floor. Gee.

Saturday
Learn how to shoot fire hadoukens, shoot a jet of fire from his nose and mouth.
Actually its possible.

Sunday
Kill Megaman over and over again.
Because he hates him.....

Well his description is up there. Bye.

~Benson

Ouchiez.

This is awesome. No. Rather, its EXCRUCIATING PAIN.I yanked my golden tooth of hypothermia out and the blood loss, well, isnt up to par with some violent games and movies....so I'm pretty relieved. Well I'm gonna keep that precious tooth in a bottle.
Btw, anyone(in my school, Si Ling) went through the meeting room door thingy behind the general office counter? OK the meeting room can be quite tense. Its VERY quiet, and it has a cuckoo chicken and lady clock, by the looks of which could kill you with one small Muay Thai punch full of Tom Yam power.
It also has a nice projector.... and finally a meeting table with some chairs......with a kettle with 10 billion mounds of coffee-caffeinated coffcups of coffee+10 not filled with coffee. Ok, done.Bye.Lol.

Benson

Epic Day. Full of randomness!

Today was the most epic day I ever had. Speechless.
Our school team won the Blue5ky Enterprise Day Challenge 2008 1st runner up!!!w00t!!!!
At first, I was tense and nervous. Then I actually didnt say anything. Thats cause 3 minutes(time limit for all presentation) had already passed when we were still at the beginning. We screwed up over and over again, leading me to think we're ALL GONNA DIE AHHHHZZZ LOLOLOLOL but when the judge asked questions, I bravely came forward and gave some random answers. So its pretty obvious how we won.



By humor. Our screwups and errors here and there, followed by the random answers made by me, humorous pictures made pretty much the whole thing. When voting was allowed for 3 mins, people flocked here and there, jumbling crap and tumbling dumplings. I was speechless. We actually had our board loaded full of (good, since thats pretty much how we voted. Paste it on any school's presentation voting board if you like it)stickers pasted on by other pupils from other schools! And we won a Halo 3 and XBox 360. Crap i hope this doesnt come out on media.Even though we didnt have much support, the humor just makes it all. So learn something here.


Always say LOL!
Never say ARHHHH IM GONNA DIE YOU KNOW THAT!????!?

Get it?=D
The best quote of the month
"People who are crazy enough to think they can change the world,are the ones who do."

omg.(X7)

A few more OMGs to say, with 50% more WTF!?.
Positive ones:
1. I saw the preview of Gears of War 2, and OMG wowzers my jaw dropped in intense happiness.
2.OMG AQW Beta testing is coming soon!!Didnt know it'd come so fast.
3.I trained my DF character to level 31 finally and I held a new damage record: 563 damage in one day.OMG.
4. In mechquest I used the new holiday head weapon and did a new dmg record: 176. And that was my highest overkill on a monster, -175.OMG.

The negative ones:
5.I threw a boomerang in a park, my friend nudged me from behind, I swirled to look at my friend and the boomerang came swinging back and I was HIT AND left nada HP!!!! IT HURT!OMG!!!
6.I bought this pikopiko hammer in causeway point. Testing it to see whether it was dangerous, I whacked full force on my hand with the hammer and PIKO the huge bump and pain filled me. Omg.
7.I found a rotten cake on a platter on a grass field today. Gross. And I thought it was a green apple cake for those animals.Omg this cake was filled with rotten stuff and rotten looks and rotten taste.

Thats it.
Hidden in the sweet realm,
Benson

Wow. Been long since I posted.

Whew, finally I have recovered from my cybernetic voicebox cutoff disease.

Schools started, camps finished, and I have to say, its been fun ever since the one month holiday actually started. Its so devoid of stress now(Hopefully no evil teacher sees this, by the way) and Im so elated about that. The best day of my life was the day before yesterday and the day before that very day. The Gladiator game in camp ftw. The notion of carrying the 14528 ton supply boxes up the steep steep slope was unspeakable torture.
By the way, have u seen before a authentic sword(Its not those toy swords you bring out and say KIYAAAAA!)? I saw my brother's Sword-Of-Honour and its pretty damn awesome.......but still, Kungfu Panda ftsw* like hell. So sorry I didnt post in a while, pls vote on the poll, lol
*ftsw:For The Serious Win

Doomilliciously hidden,
~Benson

Cheap prices for food are imperially slaughtered.

Damn, everything you eat now is pretty much expensive!God, i just realised the threat of global warming. OFF TOPIC:Also, i played holmen's psp in school todae(BMW).
Why do i say tht there are no more cheap food?
1.Go to the si ling primary school's nearby foodcourt. You'll realise when u buy the french fries from the western store the price has increased by 50%. OMG.
2. I went to NTUC and saw the Boost chocolate bar. Price increased by 20%.

Does anyone feel the same? Pretty pie pancakes of white chocolate, i'll be desperate to eat that sweet cake on my front door with descriptions.....(Right above.)

omg.(X5)

There are quite a few OMGs i really am pissed off at.
1)Some retarded prankster threw a water balloon at me in the face(from behind). I smelt like orange juice, god. Simply indescribable anger...

2)I got a staple bullet stuck in my flesh when someone threw it at me. God, it hurt DAMN much when i yanked it out.

3)I went into some game website, played a typing game(typing ninja hunter) and practically beat it in 13 min 37 seconds.1337!You know whats 1337?

quote from wikipedia:Leet or Eleet (in Leet: L337 or 3L337; see table below), also known as Leetspeak or Leetors (L3370rz), is an alphabet used primarily on the Internet, uses various combinations of ASCII characters to replace Latinate letters. The term is derived from the word "elite", and the usage it describes is a specialized form of symbolic writing. Initially, the word leet was used as an adjective, to primarily describe the behavior or accomplishments of others in the community. In that usage, Leet generally carries the same meaning when referring to either the game prowess or, in original usage, hacking expertise of another person.

Now you get what i mean.

4)I saw a rotten, decapitated(headless) cat lying on a path, god that grossed passengers(but nt me haha)

5)I saw FIVE anthills today. Thats gotta be crazy ANTics.

omg.

I seriously DIDNT expect this damned one-month holiday...to be so boring!
well at first i thought it was a great month to rewind, but seriously....WHAT THE HECK.
Atleast i have a few accomplishments(i post them every week)
1.I leveled my battleon character to 103 and i got the asgardian set.
2.I leveled my DF character to lv.32 and maxed out every single non-DA class.
3.I finished EVERY game on my psp.
4.I managed to finish o2Jam's hardest song, Earthquake (HX3) with only two misses. =)

(Dis)Accomplishments:
1.I played Electro Fantasy on o2jam (SHD), and i got 143 misses =))))
2. I got owned by a frogzard on battleon.


zzzzzzzzzz

Cake of Doom!

First of all.
One word to say.
Whew.......
I had a terribl(y lucky)e day today. An epic day of doom, that is!
First of all.
I went to my friends house as it was his birthday. I stayed overnight and had tremendous fun. Then I was thinking. Why was there no cake?You know most birthdays have cakes(of doom)!
I asked my friend. He said,"God knows when this damn cake will be delivered. Its gonna come soon.....I hope.."
Then I could stand no more. I could rot into a skeleton anytime as there was no food to eat. I opened the door to see some cake guy holding one jumbo cake. He looked like a damn ghost who hadnt cleaned himself for ninety months!
I dragged my friend across and told him all this. He said, "What?Come already ah? So good, I become bones liao.....zzz"
Then, I let him see this crazy cake ghost of crap guy. He screamed. Then the guy was taken aback and my mother scolded me via the phone when I called her. He dropped the super-fat-jumbo-doom-delicious-crazy cake of stupidity and it damn fell on me! Luckily I dodged out of the way like what they did with the Matrix movie. My friend praised me.
Then.
Things.
THINGS WENT BAD.
My mother said,"Mop their floor. Whole house otherwise you are gonna get it from me."
I felt like I was going to die.
For sure.....
Come on, can you guys believe my luck? ZZZZZZZZ........

Late introduction of myself.

Hello. I dont like to introduce myself but.....nvm. My name is Benson Tan, Occupation is student, profession at playing games, studies in Si Ling Primary, index no.26.Male gender, CCA is computer club....and to me, quite fun la.lol....


Oh, and I like to eat chewy (and edible) things, chocolate and other sweet stuff.Again, feel free to comment!

Exams are over....=)

Boy am I glad on heaven and earth that exams are OVER!!!!
Anyone feels the same?Mervyn Lee!!>=(!! i think you do....=)
Now can just relax with 50% workload.Lol....
And, feel free to comment....just keep vulgarities to a minimum.